Nurses work long hours helping others, often without much rest. A good laugh can help boost morale and relieve stress.
This collection of “50 Funniest Online Jokes About Nursing – Laughter Is The Best Medicine” aims to give nurses some humor and levity with jokes that will make them chuckle.
From punny one-liners to longer funny stories, this article covers a range of nursing humor [including cheesy pickup lines that could even pass as jokes].
Whether you need a quick laugh or want to share some amusement with fellow nurses, this roundup provides comedic bites full of nursing wit and whimsy to light
50 Funniest Online Jokes About Nursing
- “Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the freezer? To chill the stool sample!”
- “How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing student do it.”
- “Why was the nurse always calm? She had a lot of patients!”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite type of tree? An IV!”
- “Why did the nurse carry a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood.”
- “What do you call a nurse with a bad back? An RN in pain.”
- “Why don’t nurses play cards? They don’t want to deal with hearts.”
- “How does a nurse stop a heart attack? By pressing Ctrl-Alt-Delete!”
- “Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills.”
- “Why did the nurse keep a ruler? To measure their patience.”
- “What do you call a nurse who is great at finding veins? A vampire!”
- “Why did the nurse always carry a needle? To knit her brows.”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite game? Operation!”
- “Why do nurses always carry a syringe? For shots and giggles.”
- “Why did the nurse bring string to the bar? To tie one on after a long shift.”
- “Why did the nurse go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.”
- “What do you call a nurse with a knee injury? An RN (Registered ‘Not-running’).”
- “Why are nurses always calm? Because they have strong nerves.”
- “Why did the nurse avoid the sun? She didn’t want to deal with another burn.”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite hobby? Cross-stitching.”
- “Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in patient care.”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat.”
- “Why did the nurse like needles? She had a sharp sense of humor.”
- “What do you call a nurse who can do it all? A ‘multi-tusk-er’!”
- “Why did the nurse always win at poker? She had a great poker face when dealing with pain.”
- “Why was the nurse always happy at work? She found joy in every ‘vein’!”
- “What do you call a nurse with a map? A ‘nursevigator’!”
- “Why are nurses good at baseball? They’re experts at catching Z’s.”
- “What do nurses and comedians have in common? Great timing!”
- “Why did the nurse carry a toothbrush? To brush up on patient care.”
- “What do you call a nurse with dirty hands? Unemployed.”
- “Why did the nurse always laugh? Because it’s the best medicine!”
- “What’s a nurse’s least favorite game? Sick-tac-toe.”
- “Why did the nurse become a gardener? She had a growing interest in patient’s well-bean.”
- “Why did the nurse take a ladder to work? She was moving up in the world.”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite dance move? The ‘I.V. Drip.’”
- “Why did the nurse go to the beach? To ‘wave’ goodbye to stress.”
- “What do you call a nurse with a broken leg? A ‘hop-ital’ worker.”
- “Why did the nurse always wear gloves? To have a hand in everything.”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite snack? ‘Pressure’ cookies.”
- “Why was the nurse good at tennis? She had a great serve.”
- “What do you call a nurse in a library? A ‘book-keeper’ of health.”
- “Why did the nurse like the elevator? It lifted her spirits.”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite type of party? A ‘pulse’ party.”
- “Why did the nurse always carry a fan? To stay cool under pressure.”
- “What do you call a nurse who’s a great cook? A ‘souper’ hero.”
- “Why did the nurse like autumn? Because of the falling leaves (leave days).”
- “What’s a nurse’s favorite animal? A ‘bandage’!”
- “Why did the nurse love the moon? It had a calming ‘lunar’ effect.”
- “What do you call a nurse who loves to travel? A ‘globe-trotting’ caregiver!”